Linuxbox.co.ukMovie Plot Generator
Writing a Hollywood movie is easy: all you need is an unusual character in an unusual situation. Choose a genre, throw in a big-name star, and you're done.
With that in mind, I've created a CGI script which takes all the hard work out of the process. Below are a few random plots; click your browser's refresh button to generate some more:
- Norwegian chiller starring Snoop Dog as a homeless giant who witnesses an armed robber while on holiday in Peru
- Disturbing film noir starring Audrey Hepburn as a naive scientist who joins the freemasons
- Creepy drama starring Graham Norton as an Irish giant who becomes involved in a plot to assassinate the Queen of England
- Nostalgic musical starring Tony Curtis as a racist photographer who is allergic to Canadians
- Quirky thriller starring Angelina Jolie as a mexican crime fighter who plans to take over the world
- Inspired action movie starring Uma Thurman as a toothless man who dreams of being a Country & Western singer
If you'd like a copy of the script, just ask me
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